Any of you been in a nursing home?

[whalewager]

Well thats where you will end up if I hit you once...

slobbering on yourself

 

[1cheater]

Well thats where you will end up if I hit you once...

slobbering on yourself

WW. if I offended in any way in the past I apologize.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Any of you been in a nursing home?


only when i pick up and drop off my girlfriend....

 

[Teddykgb]

I went to see my wife's grandpa in one for his birthday and they have the big room for special event and shit, so I see the nurse and ask her "can we bring beer in here?" the look on her face is still with me and it was 15yrs ago.

She starts yelling at me "this is a hospital"....fvck her!!!!!!!!

 

[Buster]

Coming to git ya whale

Well thats where you will end up if I hit you once...

slobbering on yourself

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[barman]

Probably not going to happen to me


Unless some drunk driver fuck plows into me one night and then the SheBar dumps me into one and replaces me.

Oh the sad irony were that to happen

 

[punter]

My mother in law is in one. Doesnt know come here from sic em. I usually have a gun around and plan never to wind up there but the devil is in the application.

Should you do it when you need a cane? How about a walker? Cant wait too long they might take the gun away.

 

[mrcrash]

Well thats where you will end up if I hit you once...

slobbering on yourself

You queer, I don't doubt that you would love to hit all of us once.

 

[Seymour]

I've gotten some easy pie in nursing homes

 

[ScottL]

Fletch always says it's the best place to go to get some booty.