A Typical Saturday for Markie Mark

[docmercer--banned]

7am The alarm goes off with the Village People singing "YMCA"

7:30am Markie Mark finally is able to drag his ass out of bed after a brutal 14 hr shift working the grill as Asst Nite Shift Mgr @ Wendy's

8:00am Grabs the comic section, box of Fruit Loop cereal and tunes into reruns of the "Queer Eye for the Markie Mark Guy"

10:00am Takes his snappy little Pet Poodle with the Pink Collar out for a walk to the park

11:30am Answers emails for application submitted to the local "Canadian Homosexual Love Connection"

1:00pm "Friends" Stephen and Jonathan arrive with bottles of White Wine and Cheese and join Markie Mark in the hot tub

5:00pm "Friends" Stephen and Jonathan order Domino's "Deep Dish Men in Love" SAUSAGE combo and change into something "comfortable" as the 3 Butt Buddies get ready to watch a copy of the "Sound of Music" movie

9:00pm Lites out as Markey Mark has had a "draining" day and calls Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon of White House Homosexaul fame to brag about his "memorable" day


:thumbsup2::thumbsup2::thumbsup2:

 

[MarkieMark+]

Wow, I really got under your skin! Try spending your time doing something a little more worth while than writing me love letters, though. Say, why not try finding those pants that have been MIA since Oct 2004.

You will be happy to know that I posted more relevant posts today - They were about SPORTS and they were WINNERS - including a great 8 UNIT WINNER on the San Jose Sharks! You should try being relevant sometime, doc.

Oh ya, you're a sad piece of shit and relevance is impossible.

Good luck, lover boy!

 

[docmercer--banned]

Ya dont get under my skin ... I love easy targets

Wow .. more winners from Markey Mark and at $5 per wager he is getting rich !!

 

[MarkieMark+]

That's MR. Markie Mark to you, sweet cheeks!

 

[Masxmenos]

Doc... You got a purdy mouth boy!

BDizzle

 

[docmercer--banned]

BDizzle:

I understand you are looking to start having sex with partners with 2 legs instead of 4 but you aint my type and I appreciate the offer!

 

[Masxmenos]

BDizzle:

I understand you are looking to start having sex with partners with 2 legs instead of 4 but you aint my type and I appreciate the offer!

Doc, it is too early in the morning to be laughing out loud. Never a dull day with you. I see you have added another enemy to you hitlist (Markie Mark). Pretty soon your gonna have to drop the MOAB in order to keeping all these posters at bay. :missingte

BDizzle

 

[docmercer--banned]

Having Markey Mark as an "enemy" is like Bush finding our he has another enemy ...

IT JUST HAPPENS!

 

[MarkieMark+]

How can we be enemies when we are lovers, doc? I am so disillusioned by your attitude. After all those wonderful letters you wrote me I am left just feeling used.

:kissingbb

 

[cashman]

lol

7am The alarm goes off with the Village People singing "YMCA"

7:30am Markie Mark finally is able to drag his ass out of bed after a brutal 14 hr shift working the grill as Asst Nite Shift Mgr @ Wendy's

8:00am Grabs the comic section, box of Fruit Loop cereal and tunes into reruns of the "Queer Eye for the Markie Mark Guy"

10:00am Takes his snappy little Pet Poodle with the Pink Collar out for a walk to the park

11:30am Answers emails for application submitted to the local "Canadian Homosexual Love Connection"

1:00pm "Friends" Stephen and Jonathan arrive with bottles of White Wine and Cheese and join Markie Mark in the hot tub

5:00pm "Friends" Stephen and Jonathan order Domino's "Deep Dish Men in Love" SAUSAGE combo and change into something "comfortable" as the 3 Butt Buddies get ready to watch a copy of the "Sound of Music" movie

9:00pm Lites out as Markey Mark has had a "draining" day and calls Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon of White House Homosexaul fame to brag about his "memorable" day


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LOL What in the f*ck??

Doc Mercer? What ails you man?

 

[Loz]

its because MM is making so much :money8: . Same old story, people get jealous when someone else wins and wins and wins. Its pretty funny stuff though.

 

[MarkieMark+]

LOL What in the f*ck??

Doc Mercer? What ails you man?

Pretty sad, huh. Doc needs a hobby :nohead:

 

[docmercer--banned]

Loz: first off ...I have no clue if Markey Mark even gambles

HE BROUGHT IT UP IN THE THREADS AND I LIKE I GIVE A SHIT IF HE IS WINNING OR LOSING???

GUYS THAT BRAG ARE USUAL HABITUAL LOSERS ....

 

[MarkieMark+]

Doc, GET A LIFE!

YOU DO NOTHING BUT POST HERE 18 to 20 HOURS PER DAY - EVERY DAY!

YOU REALLY DO HAVE A SAD LIFE!

:nohead:

Just trying to help

 

[t3a]

GUYS THAT BRAG ARE USUAL HABITUAL LOSERS ....

guys that spam sports forums 20 hours a day and try to project their repressed homosexuality on other posters are usually pimply faced geeks who are afraid to venture outside and leave the companionship of their inflatable "girlfriend".

sorry to blow your cover doc

 

[megabyte666]

He is a bit weird.

 

[MarkieMark+]

guys that spam sports forums 20 hours a day and try to project their repressed homosexuality on other posters are usually pimply faced geeks who are afraid to venture outside and leave the companionship of their inflatable "girlfriend".

sorry to blow your cover doc

Holy Cow, Doc! I am not the only one that you are COMPLETELY transparent to.

Time to fess up and get life. Does the term AGORAPHOBIA mean anything to you?

 

[MarkieMark+]

Now that you have had time to ponder AGORAPHOBIA, let me explain.....

The term agoraphobia has been widely misunderstood. Its literal definition suggests a fear of "open spaces". However, this is an incomplete and misleading view. Agoraphobics are not necessarily afraid of open spaces. Rather, they are afraid of having panicky feelings, wherever. these fearful feelings may occur. For many, they happen at home, in houses of worship, or in crowded supermarkets, places that are certainly not "open".

In fact, agoraphobia is a condition which develops when a person begins to avoid spaces or situations associated with anxiety. Typical "phobic situations" might include driving, shopping, crowded places, traveling, standing in line, being alone, meetings and social gatherings.

Agoraphobia arises; from an internal anxiety condition that has become so intense that the suffering individual fears going anywhere or doing anything where these feelings of panic have repeatedly occurred before. Once the panic attacks have started, these episodes become the ongoing stress, even when other more obvious pressures have diminished. This sets up a "feedback condition" which generally leads to increased numbers of panic attacks and, for some people, an increase in the situations or events which can produce panicky feelings. Others experience fearful feelings continuously, more a feeling of overall. discomfort, rather than panic.

A person may fear having anxiety attacks, "losing control", or embarrassing him/herself in such situations. Many people remain in a painful state of anxious anticipation because of these fears. Some become restricted or "housebound" while others function "normally" but with great difficulty, often attempting to hide their discomfort. I think that you, doc, fall into the "housebound" category.

Get Help!

 

[MarkieMark+]

bump for doc.

 

[docmercer--banned]

T3:

seems you might be an expert on "blowing" men?????