A riddle:

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

Hickory Dickory Dock
A slut was sucking a cock
Her hair got tangled
The bitch got strangled
but at least she swallowed the SHOt!

NES · Nov 5, 2008

thats a lymric dumbass not a riddle.

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

NES said:
thats a lymric dumbass not a riddle.

hno: Damn your right!

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

False advertising...I better report this.

NES · Nov 5, 2008

stupid bitch, learn your role.

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

I make you weak at the worst of all times.
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.

Who am I?

pubguy · Nov 5, 2008

fear.

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

pubguy said:
fear.

You're Sthmart sthmart! :103631605

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

NES said:
stupid bitch, learn your role.

I posted a riddle, it got answered. Does this make it all better? :think2:

PBR · Nov 5, 2008

Devilwoman said:
I make you weak at the worst of all times.
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.

Who am I?

Jack Herer?

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

NES · Nov 5, 2008

PBR said:
Jack Herer?

This Jack Herrer?

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steaktartar · Nov 5, 2008

limerick

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

steak tartar said:
limerick

Yes! Thanks for pointing it out AGAIN! :finger:

NES · Nov 5, 2008

steak tartar said:
potato

Its spelled P-O-T-A-T-O-E Stupid.

pubguy · Nov 5, 2008

NES · Nov 5, 2008

...and a fine looking one at that.

Devilwoman · Nov 5, 2008

you got a wedgie.

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