I'm on it guys ...
I'm taking an equity loan on the tractor, combine and manure spreader so we can get that Winabego for the season long road trip from hillbilly town to hillbilly town
I've already stocked up the keg-arator with America's finest Busch beer.
I got the clippers so we can keep our mullets in perfect form just in case some of them inbred honies catches our eyes
I got the family pack of Skoal's mint chew on lay-a-way at Costco
I shot a opposum the other day .. so I'm getting that bad boy turned into some mean jerky
Boys bring your sister/wife and cowbells - this is gonna be one helluva party