12 drinks of Christmas

[pubguy]

Any of you guys remember this old song? It was sung by a lady and funny as hell about 20 yrs go.

 

[pubguy]

There is a newer version that is clever but not hilarious.

Bill Barclay

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve bloody marys
Eleven scotch and sodas
Ten pints of Guinness
Nine pints of bitter
Eight campari sodas
Seven champagne cocktails
Six double brandies
Five Babychams
Four lager tops
Three brown ales
Two black and tans
And a wee heavy and a half pint

 

[pubguy]

Scottish Comedian Bill Barclay recorded a version (sometimes titled "The 12 drinks of Christmas"

. Each verse contains a stronger drink, with Bill becoming more and more drunk as the song progresses.


* 1st day: wee heavy and a half pint
* 2nd day: two nips of gin
* 3rd day: three black and tans
* 4th day: four Baby chams
* 5th day: five Happy Days
* 6th day: six Carlsberg specials
* 7th day: seven rum & cokes
* 8th day: eight nips of whisky
* 9th day: nine vodka'n'limes
* 10th day: ten creme de menthes
* 11th day: eleven Blue Lagoons
* 12th day: twelve Alka Selzers

 

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This isnt the one I was thinking of, but a bit funny none the less

 

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I found it! Performed by Fay McCay

 

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