100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

[Hookandcrook+]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n46CtDmKOg

no wedding crashers?

agree, Warriors great movie

 

[HarleyRoadKing]

Of the entire Godfather series, they only used "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

The best of all time is "Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli."

 

[carlspackler]

Put that coffee down!!!!

 

[thikdik]

thunderbolt and lightfoot

George Kennedy from the ice cream truck

"go fuck a duck kid"

 

[Wynn]

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate."

- Cool Hand Luke

 

[Bennyshoe]

that was great. Brought back a lot of great memories.

 

[TheWolf]

"Zero, point zero."

 

[TheWolf]

Ok, I found the movie line I was looking for......

"You want a job?!? I got a job for you: fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty goddamn good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week?!? Try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred!? Make this goddamn bed! Try opening some goddamn windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the goddamn place smells like a coffin!!!"
- Jonathan Fuerst (Jack Nicholson), Carnal Knowledge (1971 - Mike Nichols)

 

[TheWolf]

"Say what again! Say what again! I dare ya, I double dog dare ya' motherfucker! Say what again!" -- Jules, Pulp Fiction

 

[TheWolf]

Ed Norton in the 25th Hour......"Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!"

 

[TheWolf]

"I'm taken by me!" --Carnal Knowledge (JN)

LMAO.....funniest stuff ever.

 

[Number_9]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know. And he says, Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Even on paper that cracks me up. The best!

 

[Number_9]

Maybe my favorite line of all time is "In a row?" from Clerks:

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[NES]

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